*blue balls not included.
I put my weather on shuffle. Check out my Songs to Blame For the Rain over at Addicted to Vinyl. Duel post Day — ZOMG!
Frequently, I see the Google Search “things to do with your bf on a rainy day” come up in my stats. It’s as if the rain comes and all of our relationships are doomed!
I can think of 101 Things to Do With My Boyfriend on a Rainy Day. And 100 of them have to do with sex. The other “one” has to do with sex, but not with my boyfriend. Oh. “Things to…” and not “Ways to.”
Really though, if two people are so bored with one another that there is nothing other than Googling “something to do,” well, then, perhaps Google will tell you that this “boyfriend” will not do. Because I never met a day of snuggling under the comforter in my bed and a good hand job that I didn’t like.
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This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
