*blue balls not included.
It was just your everyday Tuesday: wake up late, chug the coffee, run to your trainer appointment (still sore from last night’s two-hour practice). Then, you scan and snicker at the headlines for your favorite Tuesday Topic… And the story “WOMEN ARRESTED FOR FATAL DICK INJECTION” jumps out at you.
I repeat: N.J. man dies from penis enhancing injection
JUST ANOTHER TUESDAY of body insecurities and the criminals who exploit them. Here, I thought the woman who injected FIX-A-FLAT into butts was batshit. And this time, I am not attempting a clever euphemism.
PSA: Men, stop trying to plump up your dick!
Photo credit: xMYTiMe viz flickr
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This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
