The holiday guide to handling your Easter Eggs with care. Adding yet another sexually-perverted euphemism to my catalog, I will never look at Easter Egg Hunts ever the same.

Maybe they should be.
How many times do I need to remind you that the balls need lovin’ too?
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April 14th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
blllllllahahahahahah! this is my favorite to date! amazing!
April 14th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
What the hell? Seriously, what the hell?
April 15th, 2009 at 7:50 am
“How many times do I need to remind you that the balls need lovin’ too?”
WIN!