*blue balls not included.
After hobnobbing Saturday Night post-Cavs festies, it’s been realized that for the last month or so, my blog has circumvented only two topics: penis and roller derby.
For the time being, I can’t promise that it won’t stop, so why not supplement the topics at hand: BALLS.
They need lovin’ too…
Hence, my brazen call for action for the Preterm Access Fund {CLICK THAT FOR MY DONATION PAGE}. By my swinging balls with my fellow “contraception-istas,” The Feminine Hyjinx this Thursday, we hope to raise awareness and to “strike down” barriers for abortion care.
My additional challenge: to be selected as the WORST BOWLER (whether I do this on skates or not is yet to be determined, ML, but rest assured I’ll bowl ugly no matter my athletic ability), but ALSO to meet my goal of $250. I will match my personal donation to my worst bowling score, so a good effort will be placed on at least getting to 50 points.
Regardless if you are pro-choice or pro-life, this is an issue that affects women who are specifically in need and require your financial help — it’s yet another part of ensuring comprehensive healthcare for women and overall command of our own bodies. I truly appreciate your support of the organization and, more importantly, for a woman’s choice.
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This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
