Archive for the 'Say hello to my Little Friends' Category

Gratuitous Election Scene

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

This is so awesome on so many levels. Adultmart, I’m looking at you to help a swinger-(state) out next year! For my NY or Seattle readers:

Get Out the Vote with Babeland!
Stop by a Babeland store in New York or Seattle 11/4-11/11 and bring your voter registration card, voting stub, or word of honor. If you [...]

Cervical Cancer/HPV info

Friday, October 10th, 2008

As promised, this press release includes great info on HPV, cervical cancer and requisite testing over 30:
Survey Shows Most Women Can’t Separate Fact From Fiction When It Comes to Cervical…

Goodbye, Walter Novak!

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

I was sad to read this story today.
Walter Novak took my pictures for my place in history as Best Barfly of 2006 in Scene magazine (and old Scene’s links don’t work anymore — crappy). He was such a fun guy to work with, and incredibly talented.
I guess I didn’t realize the full effect of the [...]

Teach your children well… the singles hell.

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

I chatted with my three-year old niece on the phone yesterday. She is remarkable with words and perhaps wise beyond her years some times:
Cutest Niece Ever: My boyfriend Miles is moving to New York. (note: little Miles is her next-door neighbor and they are inseparable)
Mel: I heard. Are you sad?
CNE: Yeah. Do you have [...]

Helmey @ Blogapalooza time!

Monday, August 25th, 2008

I have no idea where or when Helmey and I became blog butt buddies, but ’tis true. Seeing as how I have limited technology access this awful Monday morning, I leave you with a guest post from Blogapalooza. And I intend to return the favor for his blog this week with a post about [...]

The hills are alive with the sound of bitching

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

OK, so I finally had an opportunity to catch up on my guilty pleasure, The Hills (yeah, I know, dumb brain food) and its season premiere from this past Monday. While there’s certainly not any less drama this season, I think that they girls have definitely upped the bitch factor. And Lo can fucking bite [...]

A woman bitches about birth control — shocker!

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

OK, “woman stuff” coming. Please turn away, persons with dicks.
I have been on birth control pills for quite some time now. I took matters into my own hands when I was 17, going to Family Planning to get the goods. This was perfect for that whole “I’m not ready to ask my mom yet” phase [...]

My fridge, my personality.

Monday, July 7th, 2008

Alexa from Cleveland’s a Plum has a guest writing entry over at Stylish Handwriting about what is on a blogger’s refridgerator.
Here’s the freezer door: (and say hello to Poncho!)

Let’s start from the sunflower magnet (sent from my friend Lori who knows I love sunflowers). That magnet is holding up my list of 43 Cleveland+ as [...]

Self-made Hoochie Research

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

For investigative purposes, I had to delve into the psyche of modern-day hoochbags. What better way to start than to search my personal photo files to see if I was also an early-20-something hoochie (NSFW!!). Research concluded… I was.
Ladies and Germs, I give you Hoochie Exhibit “A” (Sorry, they’re all in pdf, as we did [...]

Countdown to S&TC

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

Today’s corny blog challenge for all you hard-core Sex & the City fans is to choose your favorite episode.
Mine is “Hop, Skip & a Week” from Season 6. That split second when Carrie realizes Burger dumped her after she “let” him come back into her life the previous night, is truly a heart-stopping, can-I-breathe-yet moment. [...]

Something smells funny…

Saturday, May 10th, 2008

Most have heard that smell is closely tied to memory, but did you know there is also a part of smell that leads to a little more bedroom action? I've long heard the propensity for men to be attracted to women wearing certain scents; for example, vanilla (does my new Vanilla Cupcake body wash from [...]

I just came for the free condoms!

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

From the awesome-ness that is my soon-to-be Alma Matter:
SAFER SEX FEST - TUESDAY & WEDNESDAY

Whether you choose to be
abstinent or sexually active, join CSU Health & Wellness Services
for the Safer Sex-fest on Tuesday April 15 th and Wednesday April 16 th
from 11:00am-1:00pm in the Rhodes Tower Lobby. There will be FREE
giveaways and important [...]

43 Cleveland+ things for 2008, Clevie

Monday, February 11th, 2008

Christine gave the challenge. Here’s my list:
1. Explore underground, old subway tunnel.
2. Visit an abandoned building/warehouse with Great Lakes Urban Exploration or an old amusement park location (Chippewa Lake??)
3. Row in Lake Erie and/or any water canal.
4. Explore the waterfront on bike (how about “buy a bike”).
5. [...]

I’ve had plenty of Joe jobs. Nothing I would call a career.

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008

As part of my new budgeting and organization goals for the new year (resolutions just sounds so cliche), I began the arduous task of cleaning out a cluttered two-drawer filing cabinet system in which I’ve had since I graduated high school (at least the crap is hidden within metal drawers). I get bored on random [...]

Day Five of the “Ask About My Boyfriend” Series

Friday, February 1st, 2008

Tara asks: I have a question… does your boyfriend know about this blog?  If so, what does he think about it?
Yes, Tara, he knows about the blog. He has been a loyal reader since my entertaining enlightening single days. I had a feeling when we started dating that he knew… and he admitted reading it [...]

Apples to Apples

Monday, January 21st, 2008

I am on a gross downward spiral of competitive clout on game night. Again, with Saturday night, I lost each round of Apples to Apples (this was my first experience with this fun card game). After a curbside pick-up of yummy Outback (Mmmmmm, tassies) and a few rum-and-cherry-cokes, eh, I was just a disaster at [...]

Esteban Touch

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

His name is Esteban. I’m not kidding you, the day I finally plugged it into my computer and messing around with all the downloads, etc, I heard the name Esteban THREE separate times. Now, with such a huge farm system of ball players in Dominican Republic and spanish-sounding otherwise, I am sure there is an [...]

A Search for a New Name!

Monday, January 14th, 2008

Guess who just received the most awesome of Christmas presents from good ol’ Dad? (That would be yours truly). I know, you’re thinking, Christmas? Wasn’t that like three weeks ago? Well, I finally had dinner with my family this past weekend (mmmmm, The Cabin!!) to celebrate, among other things, a belated Christmas, since I was [...]

Friday Funtime

Friday, November 16th, 2007

My friends, my fans. Please entertain yourself accordingly with some recent emails through Life, Liberty and Pursuit of Your Boyfriend. xo

From Hollybabygurl84 from the AOL crew (typed in ALL CAPS, but I just couldn’t handle it):
I was just wondering if this was Sporty Spice? If it is I am Holly one of the biggest Spice [...]

It’s sooooo good being me!

Tuesday, April 17th, 2007

Hey, Cleveland hot stuff? Get off your freaking high horse already! I went to Ultra this weekend to dance to Dan “The Automator” (and dance I certainly did). Prior to heading downstairs (or pushing through the ever-so-annoying “line mob” that accumulates at the back of Liquid), I grab a drink at the upstairs bar. This [...]