*blue balls not included.
Yes, THAT Dr. Seuss.
I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny.
{h/t Joe, via... 
the week:
I never thought that we’d go back to Indiana, after our friends moved away from the dreadful state last year (visiting them in Charleston, SC is SO much better). But here it is: another year, another annual road trip to the Most Boring State on the Map. At least we can grab some Alpha King for our troubles…
Practice, practice, practice! Besides practices, the only eventful, “for... 
Why are vacations so difficult to write about after the fact? Well, this has been sitting in my drafts for long enough, and I practically wrote a post in my head while falling asleep, so hopefully the words will flow as easily as they did last night.
Who was it who said: you know you had an awesome vacation, when you had a great time, but you can’t wait to get home.? Someone on Twitter... 
the week:
Do you have a favorite dress — one that you seemingly wear for every occasion because it is all shades of awesome… and sequined? Yeah, I have a dress like that. And can’t wait to put it on and show off all my derby bruises.
weekend:
My weekend calls for a road trip. So, I’m heading over to Columbus to hang with the better half of my fourth-longest-running friendship (I... 
Today, March 27 — which, appropriately, falls on a Tuesday this year — is National Viagra Day.
What’s Viagra, you ask? WHO ARE YOU?! and why are you on my blog? Today is the infamous date in 1998 that the Food and Drug Administration approved use of the drug Viagra for old men to have continued, lasting erections to schtump women half their age. This fun little medication puts a little... 
the week:
We have patio furniture!
Do you know how tedious this type of adventure is? Most patio furniture sucks — and is super uncomfortable. And when you find something you kind of like, what the hell, is it expensive. But since I’ve moved my work outdoors for the season (or at least, temporarily, says Local Weather Guy) and my doctor says I need some Vitamin D, I need places to sit and get... 
When I visited New Orleans (vacation posts coming soon!), I had the wonderful opportunity of being involved with the community organization, St. Bernard Project, which was arranged by Sixthman (our do-gooder “tour guides” for The Rock Boat).
Pic courtesy of Will Byington.
St. Bernard Project is a nonprofit disaster recovery organization dedicated to rebuilding the homes and lives of disaster... 
For this month’s Foodzie box, I had a choice (as I normally do) for which tasting box I wanted to have delivered, and decided on the themed package that showcased snacks, candy and general awesomeness from independent food companies in a location-specific NYC borough — named, appropriately, the Brooklyn Box.
In the Box:
Beer Truffles from Nunu Chocolates – Two of my favorite dietary... 
This post also known as: Can you believe someone has put up with my shit for three years?
On St. Patrick’s Day, there are drunks and rainbows. And some little people… but that would fuck up this allegory. Let’s pretend that the holiday exploits little CATS, k?
In this path of life categorized as a relationship, two quarter-Irish people met on a day infamous for drinking and saw some... 
the week:
We “officially” got into our community garden plot since returning from vacation and talked to the old owner about what’s already planted — and it comes pre-planted with a lot of useful items: asparagus, rhubarb, lots of berries and greens, among others. Oh, and some herbs! Rhubarb is already good for us to pull too, which I’m looking forward to using (mmmmm, rhubarb... 
Our first-adopted turned three while we were on vacation (based on his estimated DOB documentation). So, we naturally celebrated when we came home, regardless of him feeling a bit under the weather. And that he has a surly disposition on party hats.
FANCY FEAST CAKE FOR... 
BUT NOT ON MARCH 14! Because tomorrow, you get both.
TOO BAD FOR YOU TRAVELING BOYFRIEND.
The male response to Valentine’s Day: Steak & a BJ... 
An extra-special “thank you” to friends and followers who donated. Our Bowl for Kids’ Sake team — the Big, Bad Bowling Bunch — raised over $800 for Big Brothers Big Sisters of Pittsburgh.
Bowling on Sunday was fun, but most of our team was sick (including me). An Eat n’ Park smiley cookie and a pitcher of dark pop gave to enough energy to happily bowl a 115 in my second... 
As much as I want to enjoy a stress-free vacation, I’m already stressing out about HOW WILL I RELAX?! I swear that every trip shaves another year off my life. Also, I realized that my Xanax prescription is from 2002. That translates to: INEFFECTIVE. Looks like I’ll be making a traveling care package of varied mini bottles…
SCRATCH THAT! Easy-peasy call to the doctor, and I have one... 
This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
