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May
18

{the week} a terrible, no-good week

{the week} a terrible, no-good week the week: I’m not going to lie. The emotional side of being injured has completely overtaken the physical side. And then, I have a muscle spasm that hurts so much that I wince and sob, and I’m reminded of the physical part of this journey. I’m not a happy person. I am not a “good” broken person. And I’ll likely be miserable until I can skate again. Psst… from...
May
17

{conversations with the boyfriend} home decorating

A conversation started about our yearly neighborhood yard sale — which I cannot attend this weekend due to work and derby, but the boyfriend intends to troll early for “the good stuff.” I’m particularly looking to add some old house stuff into our decor for some character. Me: You know what I like, right? Boyfriend: No. I see you pick out weird stuff, and I’m all wtf?! But...
May
16

DERBY WEEK!

DERBY WEEK! This Saturday, it’s a Tri-State Face Off doubleheader: with Blitzburgh Bombers taking on MASS Attack and Steel Hurtin’ vs. Cleveland’s Burning River All-Stars. That’s right, CLEVELAND. OK, so I’m a little excited to see some of my former teammates in action. BE THERE! Oh, and buy tickets online (or from me) — only $10 in...
May
12

{the week} this is not a break…

{the week} this is not a break… …but it’s sad, nonetheless.
May
10

Birthdays: can’t live without ‘em

Birthdays: can’t live without ‘em Do y’all do a lot of reflection on your birthdays? I had to spend 30 minutes in an MRI machine; so while the rest of my day was chaotic, random and busy, I had that YOU-CAN’T-MOVE-AT-ALL kind of downtime to let “turning 35″ sink in. My thoughts… *sigh* No, I didn’t wake up feeling any older. In fact, I hardly slept to wake up to anything (save for some seriously early...
May
8

{conversations with the boyfriend} Relationship maintenance

Me (after dying my hair): Fixed it! AB: Fixed what? Me: my hair! AB: what’d you do? Me (now brunette): um… I was blonde when I went upstairs. AB: … AB: I’m never good at this.
May
5

If you find yourself in Lancaster, PA tonight…

If you find yourself in Lancaster, PA tonight… COME SEE ME SKATE! We’re playing the Dutchland Rollers in a double-header. Deets: Dutchland All-Stars vs. Steel City Derby Demons & Dutchland Blitz vs. Steel City B-Unit {I’m, uh, rostered for both games, believe it or not} Doors open at 5:30pm and the first bout will begin at 6(ish)pm. Overlook Activities Center 301 Golf Drive; Lancaster, PA...
May
4

{the week} runners, skaters and more road trips

{the week} runners, skaters and more road trips Do you have favorite road trip foods? Mine have always been Nilla Wafers and 50/50. But since I’m becoming a LOT more annoying conscious about what I put into my body… well, frankly, both of those things SUCK. Also, why the hell can’t I find REAL ginger ale?! I did find some moderately healthy ginger cookies (which have an ingredient list that I can read and understand), but how do I...
May
3

Tell me where it hurts…

Tell me where it hurts… Last month, I mentioned that I had x-rays for my wrist. The determination was that there were no visible fractures. Well, I was back in the doctor’s office yesterday — this time an orthopedist — because I’m still having some pain/discomfort and mobility/functionality issues (btw, “functionalibility” is not a word!). The doc (who was AWESOME, and if you ever need a sports...
May
1

{penis tuesday} SOMEBODY STOLE YOUR PENIS!

Eye of newt, and toe of frog… And go ahead and give me a few of those West African dongs. This story has everything: witchcraft, magic (do those two regularly go together?), cash extorsion, angry mobs, and penis-snatching. And I suppose some very, very scared stiff men (heh). “I’m tempted to say it’s one huge joke,” [Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne] Oleko...
Apr
30

April FOODZIE: The Earth Day Box

April FOODZIE: The Earth Day Box So, this month’s foodzie tasting box was delivered unusually late (WTH, FedEx?). It’s not my favorite, but there are a couple items that I really enjoyed. And most importantly, there are things to share. In the box: Parmesan & Rosemary Microwave Popcorn (!!!) from Quinn Popcorn – remember that time when I didn’t have a microwave? Or that I didn’t like popcorn? And that I...
Apr
27

{the week} I see your true colors shining through… but that’s why I love you.

{the week} I see your true colors shining through… but that’s why I love you. Mistakes: we all make them. But being called out on them really puts my panties in a bunch (as well as a high-set of eyeball rollbacks and a distinguishing grimace on my face). I attempt to be diplomatic in my responses to this type of situation, but is it ultimately just my uncanny ability to NEVER BE WRONG that makes making mistakes so… personally wrenching? Gah. I FUCK UP TOO, PEOPLE. I’M...
Apr
25

{bucket list} making up life lists as you live it & my obsession with Spiderman is complete

{bucket list} making up life lists as you live it & my obsession with Spiderman is complete You know those “things to do” on a Life or Bucket List that you never really thought of until AFTER the event or moment happened? Yeah, that’s my “Getting an item autographed by Stan Lee in person”… and that happened this past Sunday. I’m not sure how I could have missed adding this life event to my list, but it was there, I assure you. This guy (pictured above),...
Apr
24

{penis tuesday} penis dumplings in the news.

And “allegedly” served at Chin Chin Chinese Restaurant. {Huffington Post} Oh… well, carry on. Seriously, this news article is so stupid that the editor actually left IN a question mark after a direct quote from the victim. A nonsensical quote, sure; but the decision to use it, and then question it, is just… boner-ific....
Apr
23

Ingredients: This is probably all junk. And full of CRAP.

Ingredients: This is probably all junk. And full of CRAP. I sincerely believe the cleaner your diet, the better you feel. I’m already an avid label reader because of food allergies (thanks a lot, Trader Joes), but I feel like I already have a leg-up on healthy eating, considering I don’t eat frozen foods and rarely have fast food. Even more recently, the boyfriend and I decided to keep as close to natural as possible. We cook most of our meals from...
Apr
20

{the week} Ain’t no mountain high enough… wait, is that a 4-20 reference?

{the week} Ain’t no mountain high enough… wait, is that a 4-20 reference? the week: This week has been filled with highs… and unfortunately, some lows. But through the smiles and tears (and uncomfortable talks), I discover my strengths and faults. With that realization, I need to make some changes in various parts of my life to achieve my goals. And I know this paragraph is worse than your old college friend VagueBooking, but there are some things that I’m just not...
Apr
18

My life: the last 10 years, by way of home address

My life: the last 10 years, by way of home address I had the recent (super fun and mind-bending) task of attempting to remember Every Single Address that I’ve lived at for the last 10 years, along with the people who resided WITH me in those locations, for a background check (yes, I’m getting the checks on my background for a new job opp). It was your enviable trip down Memory Lane or some such… otherwise known as: an embarrassing display...
Apr
17

An impromptu date night with Bill Maher

An impromptu date night with Bill Maher I tried to get tickets to Bill Maher for the boyfriend for our anniversary, but I was seemingly the LAST LIBERAL IN PITTSBURGH to hear about him coming to town. It was sold out. Then, at happy hour dinner on Friday (at Las Velas, naturally), we were trying to figure out our plan of action for the evening. I saw a tweet about the Power game, but couldn’t remember why it wasn’t on my calendar...
Apr
16

Sorry, wrong number.

I’ve been receiving calls and voicemails from an unknown Cleveland number since well before Thanksgiving. I’ve had my number for as long as I’ve had a cell phone (minus the first 2-3 years of AirTouch Cellular — WOW, I AM OLD). Regardless, for over 10 years, nothing has changed if you need to get in touch with me (much to the dismay of some family members who say they no longer have...
Apr
14

{skate (b)log} sMEL U in action…

{skate (b)log} sMEL U in action… …err, in the penalty box. Regardless, love this shot.
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