When one doors closes, another one opens, just to hit you on the ass again on your way out.

With the completion by resignation of Marc Dann from public office, we move on to more prominent public figures.. such as your trusted Cuyahoga County Recorder, Patrick O'Malley. Wait… who? Oh yeah, that town drunk who had that little nasty divorce battle with VICKI! a few years back.

In a somewhat hushed move, O'Malley allegedly cleared out his office things. I know you're thinking "County Recorder, uh, did I VOTE for this person?" I know what you're also answering yourself with, "Blah, blah blah… sex scandal… been there… moving on." While we are no stranger to public office scandals and humiliation here at Political Science 216, Cuyahoga County residents should be aware, this potential resignation is result of an obscenity count in federal court in Akron. And I have the feeling it's not because he started drawing caricatures of penises on bank mortgages. Furthermore, O'Malley was FBI-investigated for CHILD PORNOGRAPHY material in 2004. OK, maybe it was baby penises. And boy-oh-boy, do I love the word "lewd."

We have another pending resignation on our hands, folks: Obscenity Deed. Recording cost: $28 for the first two pages.

Now remember students, if Judy Nedwick from Lorain County starts engaging in part-time swinging, someone give me a call, eh?

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