What’s your number? | Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend

Posted by Mel on February 21st, 2005. Filed under: Hot Pursuit!.

Moronic Bar-Boy #1 (after tipping me $5 on a 50-plus dollar tab): My friend really wants your number.

I grab his receipt, and act as if I’m writing my number down, but scribble #1 and walk away.

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Save a boyfriend for a rainy day -
and another, in case it doesn't rain.
-- Mae West

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@SecretAgentL perhaps because you did something AWESOME?! :) about 10 hours ago from Twitter for iPhone in reply to SecretAgentL
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Ponchos are "in" again. Weren't they just fashionable, like, five years ago? In other style news, the 90s are in my magazine. Ew. about 10 hours ago from Twitter for iPhone
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Nixed the "big salad dinner" on account of bad lettuce. Having pizza delivered instead (and wanted to rub it in to @lzone). ;) about 11 hours ago from Twitter for iPhone

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