Welcome to the Club… uh, where is it?

THIS is what pisses me off about Cleveland. Thanks, Cleveland.com for your continued success in updating something as mindless as a club guide for the Warehouse District.

Let’s see…
Cabaret Dada – Closed.
Cloud 9 – Infrequently unopened.
Club Atlantis – Uh, Closed.
Eve – EVE? Hasn’t that been closed for like 5 freakin’ years? And been 4 clubs since?
Funky Buddha – Closed.
Hydra – Mmmm, ‘kay. Sure. Glad this is a highlight on their District Guide.
Sixth Street Under – Closed. Completely inhabited by bums.
Tramp – Closed. Naughty.
Traffic – May as well be closed. Fucking lame.
Velvet Dog – You know the song, “Two out of threeee ain’t bad…”
Wish – Even if it were open, has anyone been there in the last 3 years?

This is why people think Cleveland sucks. Our own city’s homepage can’t even keep up. Don’t we hire people to run these sites and update information regularly? Hire ME! Shit. I’ve got some extra time to kill to tell people where to go in the Warehouse District any day of the week… Ha-Zeus, just do a freakin’ drive-by on a Wednesday and anyone would see what’s cool. With this list, I’m *so* glad I have places to waste my time (not) drinking!

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