Weekend Stats

Free drinks: 627
Lines waited in: 0
Men I met out with the same name as SSD: 3
Text messages from SSD: 5
Times in a row I listened to Sia “Breathe Me”: 42
Bums passed walking en route from W. 6th to E. 4th: 4,229,089. (Think Cleveland has a homeless problem?) Ooh, wait — subtract one for that passed out drunk guy on W.6th/Superior.
Cigarettes smoked: 20 40 Shit. 50.
Number of Eggs in my homemade egg-salad: 5
Hours cried from my Notebook movie-marathon: 0 Okay — like, 18.
VIP cards to Cleveland’s Maxim Party: 1
Guy friends I may or may not have made out with: 1 WHO does THAT? ahem…
Temperature outside: 100
Temperature inside: 70 (and I didn’t even have to turn my A/C on! LOVE my condo!)
Boobs: 2

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