We need a serious heart-to-heart. What is it you’re doing here exactly? You’re sulking at your computer listening to Michael Bolton okay, it’s the Carpenters, collapsing on the kitchen floor as if you killed your Good Luck Bamboo plant - guilty, daydreaming and replaying one the best weekends of your life over-and-over again in your head I finally had a dance partner! UNBELIEVABLE!!…
Giant Eagle wouldn’t let you buy a case of beer at 1 a.m. Friday? Missed it by 3 freakin minutes!! Why am I from Cleveland and never realized this law?? Hah! You should have seen the drunk in front of us that was rejected in beer purchase as well. Apparently, fully unbuttoned plaid flannel shirts are in this season at the Eagle! You had your first “date” at the Swinging Door in Rocky River? Or is that Fairview? At least they were still serving… And the bartender didn’t believe you when you said that was the first time you’d seen each other in a year? She TOTALLY gave us the eyeroll! He’s from Philly, REALLY!
I saw you two at the wedding — you didn’t leave each others’ side. AND you attempted to teach him the polka. I know, he was totally game for everything: slow dance, fast dance, disco… Wait, what do you MEAN you tripped and fell backwards last Saturday after the wedding in the back of Liquid? Oooh boy. Those damn heels?? At least I didn’t face-plant into the street like the drunk in front of the Wyndham! You just HAD to show him Bar Flyy too, huh? Duh! I’m sure he was holding me up more than we were dancing — but we just laughed and had a blast!
So… when are you going to see him again? November. Where we first met: Varsity Club in Columbus.
Okay, hold up! iTunes Breaking News: “Streets of Philadelphia” by Mr. Springsteen just crept up on me. Weird.
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