*blue balls not included.
I didn’t win Mega Millions, so I’m back at work today. Bummer. I bought mine at some crack shop in Garfield Heights instead of that Krogers in Cinci this weekend.
My Tuesday night was consumed by phone calls. I am quite frankly one of the worst people to try to contact, and even worse in returning those missed calls. I had a night with the Indians and my couch, so figured the game was a shoo-in by 5th inning and I’d glue my ear to my cell.
Tonight, another Tribe game on my couch when I should be on a patio in some Lakewood bar. Maybe I’ll invite someone over that will provide some happy beverages. (I like Amstel Light, please). Maybe I’ll rollerblade in Edgewater after work. Maybe I’ll go to the golf range. The realm of possibilities and I set an alarm to watch America’s Next Top Model. I’ll study for my exam again. I’m trying to stay good here!
Update: Just left work. Weather is too nice. Find me at your nearest patio bar.
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This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
