The SPAM hit the fans.

Posted by Mel on Oct 6, 2010 in A Moment in WTF?, This only happens to me! | 3 comments

I get a lot of spam on this blog. While Akismet sends most of those canned responses to the spam filter, it also sends ACTUAL, REAL comments there, so I have to approve, spam or delete everything in both folders (the plug-in, it only assumes so well). It’s so time consuming, but hilarious reading fun at times. While, I’m used to the typical porn/medication/celebrity sort of spamminess, recently I started receiving compliments from my spammer friends. I was even tempted to approve a few, if not for the duplication of shit I know I would receive:

This post is so amazing, I almost spontaneously conceived a child just from reading it. Just incredible.

That would be from a funeral home. For serious!

I love the blog. Great post. It is very true, people must learn how to learn before they can learn. lol i know it sounds funny but its very true. . .

This gets a capitalized WHAT THE FRICK?! From the movie cast of Showgirls, nonetheless. Heh.

But now the shit’s getting dirty. I’m getting spam comments that are ripping on me, my blog and my writing:

Uhh are you making this up? This post is some f-ed up sh*t kid. Ive met braindead chimpanzees who were smarter than you.

Nowhere within your rambling, incoherent post was there any sign of intelligence. I provide you with no points and might God have mercy in your soul.

*blink*

Well then… Internet Spammer: 1 – Mel: 0

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I’m kind of jealous of your spam. My spam isn’t that good.
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Okay, the first one is actually so amazing I totally would have approved it. AWESOME.
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Stef

Agreed on the first one….especially since it’s from a funeral home. Last one is a quote from the Adam Sandler movie, Billy Madison.

Principal: Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Billy Madison: Okay, a simple “wrong” would’ve done just fine.