The hills are alive with the sound of bitching

Posted by Mel on August 20th, 2008. Filed under: Fuck Him!, Say hello to my Little Friends.

OK, so I finally had an opportunity to catch up on my guilty pleasure, The Hills (yeah, I know, dumb brain food) and its season premiere from this past Monday. While there’s certainly not any less drama this season, I think that they girls have definitely upped the bitch factor. And Lo can fucking bite a big one. I’m convinced she is just completely jealous of Audriana — who is just absolutely gorgeous in my book. And not surprisingly, I still think Spencer is a douche. Seriously, shave your fucking blonde beard, assmunch.

And then there’s Lauren’s new socially-inept man of the moment, Doug. He’s so freakin’ dorky, I love it. But by the looks of what’s coming up on future episodes, he follows the whole dick route as well. WTF?! Men!!

And now that I’m done talking about my best friends… Happy Hump Day!

4 Responses to The hills are alive with the sound of bitching

  1. Dan

    Oh man, please don’t lump the rest of us in with those a-holes.

  2. TaratheFoodie

    I think I watched one episode of The Hills when it first hit TV a few years ago and it was ok, but didn’t keep my interest. However, I have an equally guilty pleasure that I MUST see each week and that’s One Tree Hill. I have seen every single episode and I LOVE it. It’s not on again until Sept and I can’t WAIT!!! So don’t feel bad, I totally suck, too.

    Oh by the way, if anyone cares, the new “Dinner Impossible” with the great Michael Symon premieres tonight on The Food Network at 10pm!

    Oh, and I think I’ll actually post tonight… what a concept eh?

  3. Mel

    Dan, never! It’s just a lot more fun watching someone else having to deal with that caliber of douche.

    I am so happy that I do not live in L.A. and have to be subjected to that dating scene!

  4. KristenK

    I don’t watch the show, but I get just enough on The Soup on E! I am freaked out by Spencer’s, uh, beard thingie.

    Agreed - Audrina is gorgeous.

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