Mel

{sunday funny} don’t let those puppies get soft!

{from Geeks are Sexy}

Mel

{shout out} Single Edition Media: single-something blogger seeking ad network

My blog started as a "single-something" platform to write about my dating life... and its subsequent disasters. In an online world, where seemingly ALL my history (and its humors) has been captured for ALL TIME, I've treaded the line of TMI and called a lot of assholes out for being, well, assholes. Now, I can call my partner out for being one. I suppose that more recently I fall somewhere between relationship blogger and lifestyle blogger (and oftentimes, bitchy complainer), but I mostly identify with the niche of single blogging. Or I could have become a cat blogger...

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{pursuit of greener pastures} What color is your grass?

I am beyond geeked that my blogging trail has crossed with medical journalist, Emily Murray. Emily is a contributing writer for KwikMed, which is an online health care site that was recently appointed as the exclusive distributor of the new morning after pill (Ella) by Watson Pharmaceuticals. I’ve long been (and forever will be) a supporter of comprehensive sexual education, especially when it comes...

Mel

Oh, the dreamy places you’ll go!

I had a dream last night where someone asked me how many people I've been in love with. In my dream, I answered, "Five."

Mel

No, it’s not. You’re wrong.

As previously mentioned, the boyfriend and I suffer from a variety of communication issues (as I’m sure MOST couples can relate to). Because of that, we have the stupidest arguments. Anyways, I was totally PMS-bitchy this week and kitchen-sinked him about his poor cleaning skills and something about fecal matter on the counter. Seriously, he put the LID of the litter box ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER. I...

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Return to Cleveland: for pork pig-out and birthdays

What is wrong with this picture? Downtown Cleveland feels dead to me now. This picture was taken on a beautiful day weather — see? the patios are all set up — on a SATURDAY. Oh, and one of those persons is a bum. With a REALLY long elevator pitch. I swear, I knew, like, eighteen-millionty people who had birthdays last weekend. The most important of whom, being AB, of course. This sentence...

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Advice: How to Ruin a Good Relationship.

Ex-boyfriends. New boyfriends. High school boyfriends. Potential girlfriends. Blog stalkers. What to do with them. It doesn’t take a relationship manual to tell me that I prefer they stay at least an arm’s length away from those who I previously held in coitus – you know, like a frenemy. Although I do enjoy scouring the internet for interesting sites dedicated to “advice.”...