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Miss Mel: Sex & Politics Correspondent

I have some fun over at (now defunct) Political Science 216, writing about the sexual escapades of Cleveland’s local politicians and beyond: Miss Mel’s Picks for Sexiest Politician Another Day. Another Marc Dann Update. Open Letter to Angela the Waitress ODOT – Ohio Department of...

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Miss Mel’s Picks for Sexiest Politician

Sure Kevin Coughlin is a tall drink of water. But I’m no longer thirsty. You know what I am? I’m hungry for some meat in this competition. Hot, spicy sausage. The lady friends and I have discussed (and drooled over) the contendors, and here is my threesome for Sexiest Male Politician 2009: Congressman Tim Ryan has been a site favorite, nay, shoo-in; however, that horse-in-the-headlights picture did...

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Another day, another Marc Dann update.

Turn and Coughlin Nothing brightens my day more than an email message from The Professor with the words “loud sex” in the subject line, directing me to Cleveland’s freshest political sex scandal. Nothing, other than to be on the receiving end of said “loud sex” with GOP Hot Stuff Kevin Coughlin. Yes, class, today we commence with a repeat lesson of Political Science 216: How not to kill your...

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ODOT = Ohio Department Of Tantalization

Recent headlines charge that Garfield Heights ODOT employees Dennis L. Kratochvil, Terrence M. Kosmata and Kevin M. Horrigan helped themselves to an inappropriate vendor schwag bag of strippers and hired garage out-call services, three-state “fishing trips” … and ham. Kratochvil — singled out in majority of the inspector general’s report — paid-it-forward, utilizing the power...

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Is Sarah Palin Hot?

‘ello Guvna! I’m not a huge fan of this season. I mean, that Spencer guy still will not shave that stupid beard, and I cannot believe that Audrina does not have more screen time, and Lo… Oh, wait – you’re in the wrong class again? Lecture Room 69 is down the hall… Hi there, horny voters! Your Sex & Politics correspondent, Miss Mel is reporting once again for all your combined sexual and...

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Cleveland's Sexiest Male

EXCESSIVE HEAT WATCH No surprise, I have always found a crush among Cleveland’s celebrities. I spent majority of my hard-loving years chasing the bases from athlete to athlete, depending on how tight the pants were. But when Cleveland sports teams disappoint or the utility infielder gets traded, it is the weatherman in which I always seem to turn. There is something a little sexy about a science man...

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Taking the Bull by the Balls

My favorite definition of the word “bull” is of the vulgar variety: a ludicrously false statement; nonsense. Suggested by quoted e-mails between Mark Dann and his office love slave, Jessica Utovich, The Columbus Dispatch revealed Thursday that the ever-endearing moniker “bull” is the true pride of Mark Dann — his penis. In an e-mail from Utovich to Dann, inquiring to the current...

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Barbara. Babwa. Babs.

Breaking News: This just in! And out… and in… and out… and faster, faster. Tawdry minx Barbara Walters recently gave TMI with some Oprah chick this week. It seems that while all sexual hell was breaking loose in the 70s, Babs (after already afflicted with two divorces) was dabbling in a little married-man love with Senator Edward Brooke of Massachusetts . While many sexual thoughts are...