Outta here, bitches! *Round off, back handspring, back handspring...and back tuck.* Damn.
By now we’ve all heard of my ominous, intuitive suggestion on the Browns ridding itself of freaking Edwards.
Here, take this. Imma gonna need this hand for some shit lata.
We can all take a big breath while we wait for Mangina to serve some more smack down.
Down Lowwww. I get it!
Where was I drunk fuckers… this post goes beyond the Walk of Shames, the “Imma-so-gonna-smack-you” and Passing Out in Handicapped Stalls on Your Birthday kind of drunk. I’m talking… really, really stupid — almost harmful stupid, drunk.
Like, for instance, eating an entire can of baked beans covered in hot BBQ sauce. Who does that?
Or, leaving the oven on… actually reheating something, then falling asleep drunk.
Having someone drop you off at home, taking your pants off in the hallway, with door wide open, plus keys still in the doorknob drunk.
Cutting cheese. Or your finger. Err, drunk.
What say you, football fans? We obvs need massive amounts of alcohol to endure (yet another) losing season. I’m not a basketball fan, so guess I’ll be hibernating my sorrows in massive amounts of a Whiskey Haze until April Opening Day comes to disappoint. Admit your stupid drunk and entertain the rest of the roster.
Ooh, what’s that? We have hockey! Stay tuned for your starting line-up…
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October 7th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
yeah hockey! The only way to view the world is through a whiskey haze.
Got stupid drunk one time and as my wife laid on her hand and knees in the tub (also very stupid drunk) I poked at her butt with my finger to wake her and she screeched and then when I came back to see if she was okay she swung the back scrubber at me bashing my wrist. You women crazy.
December 11th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Awesome affair, did not thought it was going to be so interesting when I looked at the url!