Step off, I’m doin’ the Hump!

Ha! I knew I’d be singing this song all day… Keeping with tradition (and with that I’m too busy to be all creative), a girlfriend-who-shall-remain-anonymous asked her own Juicy Questions (and just in time for TMI Thursdays):

1 – What is the definition of an “open relationship” and is it good or bad for a committed couple?

Opening up a can of worms RIGHT off the bat… My kind of questions!

By my interpretation, an open relationship is one that is open (duh) to any and all parties, other than the person(s) in whom you have devoted your time, vagina love and effort. That being said, in order to have this, one MUST MUST MUST have developed a comfort, trust and emotional level within the main characters of said relationship — ESPECIALLY an OPEN line of communication… about EVERYTHING! I mean, everything, for instance: female is always in charge; is three enough?; work wife at the office; hot girl out in the bar but you didn’t do anything but you would have had you had permission; please don’t toss my salad; I only want to watch — EVERYTHING. And if those requirements are in line, I’m personally all for it.

Obviously, every person and couple has his/her/their own comfortability factor. It does not work for everyone. Each relationship is as different as the people you date. And there is not necessarily a place for it in every relationship — including my own. I am not against monogamy entirely though. In certain instances (or should I say, with certain people), I find myself VERY selfish — or they are inconsiderate pricks, so I play only ball.  But again, you go into a relationship with new and different expectations. And on that note, I also believe it is perfectly okay (or strongly encouraged) for married persons to be open. Talk about modern girl, right?

Or the reasons why I am still single…

2 – What’s the difference between transgender and transsexual (and for that case, cross-dresser)?

Here’s my general understanding of the differences:

Transgendered is a general term for those that do not identify with or completely do not identify with typical sex classes (ie: male/female).

Transsexuals (ie: pre-op or post-op) generally identify with being born of or into the opposite (some say “wrong”) sex, and typically intend to BECOME the person of that sex by means of sexual reassignment surgery.

Cross-dresser – does not intend to change gender, but gets a particular satisfaction (not necessarily sexual) from dressing as the opposite sex.

Do we need to have a lesson on intersexed as well?

3 – Is 36-24-36 really the ideal?  (Whether or not she’s 5’3″…)

No, it’s not the ideal. Although I would not complain with having either that breast or ass size. I think good women parts come in packages of all shapes and sizes. I just can’t help myself, I’m acting like an animal…

4 – If you won some random contest, and the prize was $100,000 in cosmetic surgery (that couldn’t be sold/transferred), would you get anything done (if so, what) or would you forfeit the prize?

Ooooh, tough one. At this point in my life, no, I would not have any plastic surgery. Now, if it were $100,000 spa treatments to include daily massages, microderm and facial peels, we’d be talking. But ask me again when I’m 40.

5 – If we move to Boston, can we get married?  I’m just saying…

YES! Think that would get my family off my back? LOL

Bonus Round:  What did Humpty Hump do in the Burger King bathroom (from memory…no googling for lyrics!)?
Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom… of COURSE I remember that! Pure Awesomeness.

If that song or another got in your head — or my answers provoked more questions — feel free to tell me: melinda@pursuitofyourboyfriend.com

No, YOU’RE awesome. And I had a dream about penises last night. I could not stop giggling. Seriously. I’m twelve.

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