*blue balls not included.
Regardless if you get laid or not at the end of an evening, most single somethings have high costs and impressions to make in the course of dating. Behold, the most expensive way to pussy on the planet — the $1,150 date.
What is the most you have spent on a date? I booked a New Year’s Eve getaway to Chicago for a “date” and I two years ago. (Although, my ass wasn’t paying for his transportation to get there). Not only was it a GREAT New Year’s, he was a great date. He was worthy of the few hundred bucks I paid. And so was his penis.
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This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
