Performancing Metrics


{PT} Skate nuts


You know those hanging balls that dangle from the hitch at the back of hoopties? OMG, I hope you do… Well, I FINALLY saw a pair out in the wild last weekend, while up in the North Hills. I wasn’t quick enough to snap my own picture, however.

And while there is technically no balls in roller derby, YOU CAN ACT AS THOUGH YOU GOT ‘EM while you’re being awesome on your roller skates!

Yes, it’s exactly what you think it is.

{h/t to Church Lady for making my blog a THIRD TIME… I tend to think this is going to be a season worthy of a LOT of Penis Tuesday topics}

  • Emilykerr

    Oh, my GAWD! The Church Lady made Penis Tuesday. Makes up for the rest of my totally shitty day…

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