*blue balls not included.
Online retailers are notorious for photoshopping models into alien-like proportions. Mostly, females end up with the waists of small school children and are seemingly missing six of their lower ribs. It’s a world of no thighs and interestingly-long necks.
It’s more devious to the self image of women than Barbie.
I thought that men got the short end of the shaft in catalog work.
And then, I saw this:
Is that a Banana in your pants, or… oh, never mind.
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This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
