*blue balls not included.
Keeping with our anti-smoking theme this week, I present you an awesome PSA from the UK:
Smoking shortens your penis, boys. By as MUCH AS A CENTIMETER. Something to do with erections and blood flow, both of which you WILL NOT HAVE in your man parts due to the calcification of blood vessels. Smoking chokes *snicker* the penis by preventing circulation necessary for arousal. This also, leads to impotence. And somehow, this is measured.
Remember: size matters.
DISCLAIMER: *imagine me in a sexy nurse outfit, pretending to be qualified* I Googled this, and I approve this message. So, that’s that.
*removing pesky stethoscope*
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This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
