PT: Animals love oral too | Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend

Posted by Mel on July 20th, 2010. Filed under: Penis Tuesday.

Scientists discover that bats have oral sex.

While that headline in itself should be intriguing, the fact that bats have oral sex DURING PENETRATION just blew my fucking mind.

Must. Continue. Yoga.

Apparently this is done to prevent the spread of STDs. Of bats. That’s what you get for being polygamous.

Regardless of your protection of choice, remember the fellatio motto, dear female bats: “Don’t matter, just don’t bite it.”

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2 Responses to PT: Animals love oral too

Clevelandpoet
July 20th, 2010 at 8:41 am
bats know where its at.

In my day I’ve dated some batty woman but alas they were unable to do that.
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Allison
July 21st, 2010 at 6:26 am
hahahahah to funny
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