Scientists discover that bats have oral sex.
While that headline in itself should be intriguing, the fact that bats have oral sex DURING PENETRATION just blew my fucking mind.
Must. Continue. Yoga.
Apparently this is done to prevent the spread of STDs. Of bats. That’s what you get for being polygamous.
Regardless of your protection of choice, remember the fellatio motto, dear female bats: “Don’t matter, just don’t bite it.”
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