OK. These waste of space fliers need to stop appearing in my mail box every Tuesday. The wonderful United States Post Office decided to stop delivering the mail to my condo because my box was full (heh, TWSS). When I finally get on the west side to pick it up — seriously, in no less than a week — aside from an awesome limited edition CD/DVD package (more on that later), it was entirely comprised of JUNK.
Look, I save money too by “designing” my own personal checks directly from a printer and not the bank. But do I really need 8,000 double-sided fliers printed wasted of cute, little kittie check designs and watercan mail labels (seriously, non-profits! I don’t need address labels for an address at which I no longer reside!).
And I’m fairly certain I am not a member of AARP. Sayin.
Be that as it may, I succumbed to the mailbox, and ordered checks with a techno-cursive “U” and the tagline:
I’m Checking You Out!
Yes, my checks really say this. You know, for S&G, since not everyone in the digital age has switched to EFT and auto-withdraw. So, since I still actually have to use these bastards, might as well make it a good time.
It’s like the “for blow jobs” in the subject line of my mortgage check.
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