*blue balls not included.
You knew it was coming: male enhancement and penis enlargement do-hickeys. Bigger penis equals bigger fun, as manufacturers of penis extenders will have the male population believe. I am fascinated by penis enlargement systems — or more likely, the statistics of its success.
The X4 penis extender (sold at around $300) is the most technologically-advanced on the market for penis enlargement, apparently. But whichever way you slice, err stretch it, “longitudinal stress” to the penis does not sound pleasant. Check it out, dudes: comfort straps and a unique hybrid support system.
When they develop a contraption for plumping the girth factor, maybe then I’ll buy into the hype.
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And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
