*blue balls not included.
We all know men are, um, “directionally challenged.” Will video-games-at-the-toilet FINALLY teach men how to aim their penis in the right place? THEN I’M ALL FOR IT! This sounds like something useful and effective to train boys in early development for purposes of toilet training: HOW TO PISS IN THE TOILET PROPERLY — and not spray the floor, the wall… OR THE FREAKING SEAT.
There are five games available on these “toy-lets” — one, even, where you can challenge your neighbor to a literal pissing match.
But then, there’s this:
The curiously named “The Northern Wind, the Sun and Me” is designed to stimulate a player’s interest in the opposite sex. The aim is to blow a girl’s skirt up and reveal her underwear, with the harder the player urinating, the harder the wind blowing.
And I’m pretty sure I’ve lost all faith in technology, Japan, men… and urination.
{the telegraph} Sega launches urinal game consoles in Japan.
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And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
