*blue balls not included.
Holy fucking hell. Thanks to this penis-y news article, I was forced to research “penile degloving.”
What’s penis degloving, you ask? Oh, you could ask Google.
But, just… don’t. That is, if you ever want to look at a penis as a sexy wilderbeast the same way again.
EVER.
Let’s just say that I will never cook a hot dog or sausage so hot as to split the casing.
EVER.
This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
