Holy fucking hell. Thanks to this penis-y news article, I was forced to research “penile degloving.”
What’s penis degloving, you ask? Oh, you could ask Google.
But, just… don’t. That is, if you ever want to look at a penis
as a sexy wilderbeast the same way again.
Let’s just say that I will never cook a hot dog or sausage so hot as to split the casing.