With 7 contestants, chances were good for winning one of these bad boy parts. Thanks to everyone who entered (and to those many, many more who read, but were too embarrassed to comment and win).
Now, using Random.org, this FREAKED ME OUT. Why? Because the random numbers were 2, 1, 6 — Cleveland’s own area code. For SERIOUS.
Without further premature ejaculation, ClevelandPoet, alana & ALU, you’re all big (HUGE) winners. With dangly balls. Email me your mailing address, so I can send them along to Princess Patti, who will ship directly to you.
And, Patti? You rock — thanks again for hosting an awesome giveaway! Crocheted penis chapstick holders are available from her esty store in all colors (and now, in pierced shaft!) for the pervert on your Christmas list. Heh. Deck the Balls.
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December 17th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
yeah I’m a weiner finally!
hehe deck the balls…
December 17th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Hahaha youre welcum! LOL. You need to send me your info so I can send you one for hosting me!
December 18th, 2009 at 11:24 am
woo hoo! crocheted penis!!!!