*blue balls not included.
With 7 contestants, chances were good for winning one of these bad boy parts. Thanks to everyone who entered (and to those many, many more who read, but were too embarrassed to comment and win).
Now, using Random.org, this FREAKED ME OUT. Why? Because the random numbers were 2, 1, 6 — Cleveland’s own area code. For SERIOUS.
Without further premature ejaculation, ClevelandPoet, alana & ALU, you’re all big (HUGE) winners. With dangly balls. Email me your mailing address, so I can send them along to Princess Patti, who will ship directly to you.
And, Patti? You rock — thanks again for hosting an awesome giveaway! Crocheted penis chapstick holders are available from her esty store in all colors (and now, in pierced shaft!) for the pervert on your Christmas list. Heh. Deck the Balls.
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This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
