*blue balls not included.
And the winner for the Cum Off Wipes, courtesy of Single Edition is….
Lsrccrd! for the answer: “Longaniza from the Philippines.”
Anything associating a penis, foreign or not, using the word “long” is OK by me.
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This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
