*blue balls not included.
Why yes, I do call mine “Mardi Gras.”
An interesting, albeit unscientific 2004 study proves that the biggest dicks in the country are in New Orleans, based on online condom sales from TheyFit.
Penises. Dicks. Tomayto. Tomahto.
The Top 20 Cities Ordered by Penis Size (Sorry about your privates, Cleveland):
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This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
