By now, most of you have likely heard of Chatroulette (I found out through some fantastic screenshots by ways of Failblog). Basically, it’s a chat room, but when you “play” the program shuffles between current users, hence, never knowing who (or what) will show up on the other half of the video chat. If you have the least bit of voyeuristic curiosity, you MUST engage with this hilarious time waster. And yes, if you’re shy, you can aim the camera at a stuffed mouse. In his own raincoat. With a bottle of Vaseline in the background. Heh.
This weekend, a group of us decided to check it out — at 3 in the morning. For every boring person there was a fair share of SURPRISE! PENIS! (or Hello, Boobies, for what it’s worth). Some users were hilarious, mouthing “What the Fucks?!” and streaming maniacal laughing or chair dancing and the like. Even one cat dancing to Missy Elliot.
The funniest camera shot by FAR was the display of what we labeled Pterodactyl Porn. Yeah, I have no clue either — it was one of those moments you had to stare longingly to grasp what was happening on the monitor, but you feared there would suddenly be a penis in your face (or three, in this case). Let’s say we have two frantically flapping pterodactyls (I imagine much like the furry fetish) with a naked lady in the middle on top of another pterodactyl. Bam. Pterodactyl Porn. And with that, I made the mistake of actually Googling it. It’s incredibly easy to find, if you’re the least bit intrigued.
Oh, Chatroulette is addicting.
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