FAIL Blog, the epic wiener of accidental penis gave me this last week:

And the balls deserve their own chapter.
Upon further research, IT REALLY DOES EXIST! The book, rather, not-so-much on a man whose penis is SO HUGE it renders itself too useful for society.
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January 26th, 2010 at 10:21 am
You know some single guys just buy that book to leave out on their coffee table for when the chicks come by.
February 1st, 2010 at 5:11 pm
Um. You don’t want to meet the guys who need that book. Frankly, I’d rather they sit for a while and read something rather than rely on their ginormous manbits to get them through life. *shakes head*
February 1st, 2010 at 9:54 pm
I am a guy with an over sized dick… it does make life so easy. Sure when a girl first sees it she is happy, but really, when it comes to giving me oral, few are really up to the challenge. Its too big and teeth tend to ruin the experience.
as for regular intercourse… there is a lot of “pain” or uncomfortable looks given to you by the person you are making love to. that is so not good.
anal is, to me, a fictional statement. no girl would want to have me in them in that way. no girl.
So don’t laugh at this book… it would have been useful to me if I got my hands on it about 15 years ago.