Penis Tuesday

Today’s Penis Tuesday is extra creamy. We have ourselves a fabulous Holiday Penis Tuesday Giveaway!

Princess Patti contacted me about her fun handmade items being sold on etsy (remember, the awesome handmade website I mentioned in my Gift Guide?), and I have been cracking up endlessly as result. I swear she and I were cut from the same sperm.

The penises come (heh) in nude, as well as colors (and rainbow!), and you will have your choice. She will ship it to you just in time for the holidays too.

Buy a penis-shaped chapstick holder! The chapstick fits snugly within the “shaft”. They make phenomenal bachelorette favors. What bride-to-be wouldn’t want one? This cute little contraption is about 4 inches (poor fella) from tip to end. The keyring is your typical key ring and chain attached firmly between the testes.

**Chapstick is not included.

To the Giveaway!

Patti has offered to give three random winners one of her handmade penis chapstick holders! I’m sure you’re thinking, “Self, who in the sam-hell would I give a penis chapstick holder to?” Have a bachelorette party coming up? (I’ve had a number of friends get hitched in cold months). And everyone has a perverted aunt or Grandma! Imagine the look on Granny’s face as she runs around Christmas morning trying to poke everyone. Ahh, the photo moments.

Or keep it for yourself and lube up in penis style when your lips get a lil’ chappy.

All you have to do is leave a comment and tell me who the perv is in your family. Or just tell me that you wished I was part of yours. I know, I know, I liven up every party.

Three winners chosen at random. Leave a comment, tweet the contest (then leave me a comment) or post to your own page (it should automatically pingback into the comments).

Winner will be selected next Tuesday, when I suggest my favorite penis items for your gift exchanges.

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