*blue balls not included.
A fun bonus Halloween addition of scary penis phobias is below:
Medomalacuphobia: the fear of losing an erection
Ithyphallophobia: the fear of seeing, thinking about, or having an erect penis.
Oneirogmophobia: the fear of wet dreams
Fear not, my sweet! I have zero fear of the above.
Could you imagine being afraid of erect penises?! There has GOT to be a Maury episode of this out there.
Wait… isn’t that called lesbianism?
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And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
