*blue balls not included.
Last year, I gave you Pervs a look into the hottest Penis-inspired Halloween costumes.
This year, instead of looking like a penis, why not just enhance your penis? Well, not enhance with, like, one of those contraptions, but a costume accentuating the parts you already got. Get it? Laughable? I thought so.
Happy (Penis) Halloween! Bar Cento, I promise no carved penis pumpkins this year.
Yes, I know they really don't look like this.
That’s likely Halloween Food Play, no? But without all that messy, melty chocolate. Um, it’s Wiki, but certain pictures may not be safe for your workplace.
Heh. Trick or Treat, pervs.
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And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
