*blue balls not included.
Like making romantic plans for Sweetest Day (seriously, fuckers, it’s THIS Saturday), I forgot about sharing my penis love with my internet lovelies once again. I’ve been very selfish with my own penis this week. Err, well… never mind.
No worries, I’ll make it up in cake frosting.
And you know… see you next Tuesday.
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This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
