Penis Tuesday | Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend

Posted by Mel on July 28th, 2009. Filed under: Penis Tuesday.

Garth: Glow sticks can now be used as a sexual aid.

Wayne: I did not know that.

In other news, glow stick bracelets can also fit around a penis. Yup, Penis Toss.

What’s that? Well, that folks, was a double dicker for your Tuesday. Save a horny man, have a threesome. I’m out.

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Save a boyfriend for a rainy day -
and another, in case it doesn't rain.
-- Mae West

@Tami_Kennedy Thanks for the info, Tami! Cheers! about 3 hours ago from web in reply to Tami_Kennedy
Going to the tea room with my Nana and my aunt today. This tradition makes me happy. about 3 hours ago from web
Whew. Two workouts in one day and I'm toast. Good night, Cleveland. about 13 hours ago from Twitter for iPhone
@KELLYandJOSE haha I still have the DVD of that movie. Remake though? Ew. about 17 hours ago from Twitter for iPhone in reply to KELLYandJOSE
@JPayner depends which segment. I wore red Burning River tee w aqua shorts. I know, I match. I'm in push-up position on the Tbow at the end. about 20 hours ago from web in reply to JPayner
Tonight: last night of wRECk practice. As of Sunday, I'm in the big leagues! :) #rollerderby about 20 hours ago from web
@janguyen Yep. And I live above CA, but I'll drive to Buckeye Lanes in N Olmsted to bowl. And eat Mexican across the street at Neuvo. :) about 20 hours ago from web in reply to janguyen
@janguyen we were forced out (and berated) by police & we didn't even have our tab! Shame being we were entertaining guests from out-of-town about 21 hours ago from web in reply to janguyen
@janguyen We would have left, but mgr told us - upon ordering a new drink - that it was fine to stay. Then walked over and got the cop. cont about 21 hours ago from web in reply to janguyen

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