*blue balls not included.
Garth: Glow sticks can now be used as a sexual aid.
Wayne: I did not know that.
In other news, glow stick bracelets can also fit around a penis. Yup, Penis Toss.
What’s that? Well, that folks, was a double dicker for your Tuesday. Save a horny man, have a threesome. I’m out.
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And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
