*blue balls not included.
This naked gem sent in from my Baltimore buddy, labeled as an event where “there was more exposed wang there than you could shake a stick at.”
He was one of the skiddish participants mentioned with a conservative employers.
Everybody wang chung, indeed. Shaking your stick not part of the record competition.
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This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
