*blue balls not included.
I'm sure most are aware of the band Incubus, BUT do you know what an incubus is?
According to legend, incubus is a demon (male) that, for intents and purposes, attempts to have sex with women (or men, if I suppose the ghost is horny enough) while asleep. AND if you were not subsequently freaked out enough by that information, remember Merlin the Wizard? Legend has it, he was assumed to be a Cambion — which is the half-human offspring in this seriously screwed-up relationship. How does this happen? See, there's this demon that takes the shape of a big-breasted female called a Succubus, which steals semen from males they sleep with (and subsequently "exhaust" to completion or kill). THEN, the incubus uses the reproductive fishies to impregnate a woman. And there-you-have-it… demon spawn.
I wonder if the Pill works against this.
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And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
