Don’t you just love a Tuesday? I mean, only if it’s Penis Tuesday! The sun is shining, the air so crisp — skies blue, perhaps — and oh look it’s a PARADE downtown in the middle of summer!
In honor of Gay Pride (which I wholly forgot to recognize with a “Pursuit of Your Girlfriend” nod), the required mascot to bringing up the rear:

You still have another week to enter the newest Penis Tuesday Cum Off Wipes Giveaway too! To enter, all you have to do is tell me in the comments a foreign word for “sausage” that could also cleverly (or humorously) mean “penis.”
Go Penis!
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June 30th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
That penis would make an awesome Halloween costume. You could walk around all nite saying, “God, I feel like such a dick.”
July 1st, 2009 at 12:46 pm
salchicha!!!!! it’s the best! spanish for sausage…sometimes i say “salch” for short. however you choose to use it, it is super fun to say! SAL-CHEE-CHA! as in, “hey amigo, is that a salchicha in your pants…” hahahah! Ole!