*blue balls not included.
Eh, put a sock in it:
Or take that sock out of your pants, and recycle its additional use as part of a life-sized sock monkey. Complete with Giant Sock Monkey Penis (courtesy of Women Be Trippin)
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This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
