Ladies, start your vibrators!
Gentlemen, lube up your leftie because your girlfriend is right!
May cannot pass without a reminder to take some time to love yourself during National Masturbation Month. Yes, all the month of May you have permission to wank it, spank it, flick it… or lick it (if you are ever so talented).
So, beat your meat, choke that chicken, crack one off, click your mouse, pet the bunny, charge the rabbit, polish some knobs, punch the clown (heh), spank the monkey. Or whatever animal you got hiding in your pants.
Then go wash your fingers.
‘Cuz my hands are full.
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