*blue balls not included.
File this under: You Can’t Take Mel Anywhere! Why, it’s Penis Tuesday on vacation!
Who needs Shower HEAD, when there’s Shower Shaft? (courtesy of Encore Las Vegas and my childish humor in penises of all shapes, sizes… and temperature controls).
They DO exist!
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This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
