*blue balls not included.
It’s hard not to notice when your penis is “as big as a house.”
Really, I love the one-uppers in Google Earth World. A 60-foot penis is a great way to get noticed.
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This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
