While I’m warming up, the foreplay portion of this post is dedicated to the ladies of Christie’s. Without you, Guys’ Night Out truly would have been well… me just getting naked. To which I fail miserably. Especially after tequila and the taste of cocoa butter on my tongue… What?
Without further ado (or taps on the shoulder from the floor guy), today’s It’s-Not-Cheating-If-They-Don’t-Touch-It, Overused-While-Intoxicated and Hanging-Around-12-Guys Phrase of the Day is Dutch Rudder.
Because really, doesn’t everyone need a back-up during masturbation?
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