True story — while on a late-night food search in Chicago, we came upon The Weiner’s Circle:
Is a weiner circle like a circle jerk?
Once inside, (after some drunk guy hugged and grabbed me for far too long in line) the lady behind the counter started yelling, “Do you want dick?” at me. I blank stared for a second, when she repeated the same hilarious query. It took everything in me not to laugh, but this bitch scared me into thinking I wouldn’t be getting any weiners that night if I didn’t answer properly. (Think Soup Nazi, “No dick for you!” Wha?).
“No,” I answered. “Just a char dog with relish, onions and mustard.”
What in the world… It was so very, very awesome. And SO Penis Tuesday.
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March 31st, 2009 at 7:12 pm
This place was on Insomniac with Dave Attell…one of the funniest segments he ever did. I can’t find it on YouTube, but here is one that shows what the WC is like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo1LPf9mnyU&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo%2Egoogle%2Ecom%2Fvideosearch%3Fclient%3Dsafari%26rls%3Den%26q%3Ddave%2520attell%2520weiner%2520circle%26oe%3DUTF%2D8%26um&feature=player_embedded
April 13th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
You know, so many hot dog establishments merely dance around the whole weiner connection. It’s good to see one embrace it so obviously.