*blue balls not included.
Shit. Looking by the giant boner in my stats yesterday, you all missed me. Thanks. Next time, use some lube. Without further ado, I’m sure you are all hard for a little Penis Tuesday, no?
Oh. He’s not hard? Work on your stroke. I mean, seriously? When’s the last time you gave a hand job? Junior High?
I know. It’s so much more exploitative than the gratuitous Megan Fox shot I decided to keep for myself.
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This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
