Shit. Looking by the giant boner in my stats yesterday, you all missed me. Thanks. Next time, use some lube. Without further ado, I’m sure you are all hard for a little Penis Tuesday, no?
Oh. He’s not hard? Work on your stroke. I mean, seriously? When’s the last time you gave a hand job? Junior High?
I know. It’s so much more exploitative than the gratuitous Megan Fox shot I decided to keep for myself.
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