*blue balls not included.
I return today for a lame update to your weekly penis pleasure. My group of friends does a yearly holiday White Elephant gift exchange. Two years ago, I inadvertenly received this from my friend D:
A Penis in which to drink...
This year, I opened this (also from D):
A Penis in which to eat...
Now, a Penis in which to sleep would make my holiday exchange complete.
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This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
