At some point in life, I’m sure your conscious has pondered, “Self, how can I get six penises at the same time?”
It’s OK, I won’t tell. And I most certainly will not share.
Smaller-than-average enough to shove all six in whichever hole you please, all while getting sticky under all that cream cheese frosting… oh, that’s not frosting, you say? Like butter.
Penis, Penis… – or one at a time if you’re just a “vanilla” kind of personality.
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